Pickleball will be everywhere, literally, maybe even in your bathroom

Hello hello yellow, folks! This is PickleWho, bringing you both the latest Pickleball news and the best dietary plans to lose weight in 2023. Yes, that’s ‘cause we also need a side hustle, but we’ll talk about that another day. For now, let’s focus on what our favorite sport’s latest news:

•  (Horrible) People filed a motion against Pickleball “because it’s too loud”. Ugh.

• Major Pickleball League 2023 is here!

• Pickleball will be everywhere, literally, maybe even in your bathroom!

“Pickleball is too loud!”, complained boring people.

Some see Pickleball as a physically demanding activity, others see it only as an excuse to wear shorts in Colorado, and others see it as the only way to save a marriage. All of them are right.

Who is wrong, then? I’ll tell you. Neighbors from Vienna Town, VA, who just passed a motion to the local authorities to complain that Pickleball players are too noisy. They allegedly demand a decrease in daily games played at local courts.

But why? Why on Earth, why????

First, as stated before: they boring. And second, it might be a plan of the residents to completely eradicate all noise in the city. Other considered tactics are replacing every car for a Tesla, forcibly migrating all birds and mandatory sign language lessons.

Major League Pickleball 2023 is officially under way… And it’s a must-see!

Every respectable sport has its own league with three things: great players, must-watch matches and, of course, euphoric fans who run naked through the pitch in the middle of the game only to gain their ex-girlfriend’s attention. Happened to a friend, don’t ask.

Pickleball is no exception. In 2021, Major League Pickeball started as a tournament where teams of 2 men and 2 women competed against each other to win the Pritchard Cup. This glorious trophy was named after Pickleball’s daddy Joel Pritchard, whom we deeply thank for his service. To the world.

This year the winning team will reportedly get $5 millions dollars and I can’t wait to fantasize about what I would do with all that money.

Pickleball will be literally everywhere

Humanity LOVES three things: Pickleball, Virtual Reality, and videos where a gorgeous dog welcomes its owner after 2 years in the war. God, I don’t wanna cry today, so let’s talk about the first two.

In recent years both VR tech and Pickleball have taken over the world, so it was about time for game developers and sports lovers to join forces. If you own Meta Quest VR headsets you can now head to the App Lab and download Playin Pickleball to, well play Pickleball.

With its extensive tutorials and difficulty levels, the game is both a terrific introduction to the sport and a superb antidote to alleviate your pain during off-season if you’re already a fan.

Oh, and one more thing, rumor says the next update will include virtual mad neighbors who keep complaining about the noise! It’s the FULL Pickleball experience.