Pickleball SAVED a man's life

It’s a lovely day for pickleball lovers and lovers who play Pickleball.

Wow, I'm definitely running out of funny greetings.

Welcome to Picklewho, the only place where you can find both pickleball updates and money loans. Let's dive right into business, pickleball business as I got my loans license rerevoked. Here are the latest news regarding our favorite sport:

• Pickleball paradise is under construction

• Pickleball SAVED a man's life

• Scientists analyze the noise controversy

We will have a new facility with 45 courts….45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I had enough money and power, I'd do two things: eradicate tennis and turn a whole city into a Pickleball complex.

Then I’d move out of my mother's garage, but that seems unrealistic.

What's totally real is the huge 100-acre Sports Center they're building in Provo. It will have 45 Pickleball courts and other less important features such as walking paths, playgrounds, and millions of dollars in revenue.

Honestly, I didn't even know where Provo was located… Or if it was an actual real city. In fact, I still don't know, but this project is huge and very, very exciting.

"Pickeball saved my life" it’s a fact.

Yeap, this is the story of Dmitry Ivanenko's, a pickleball aficionado who months ago tried to save his dog’s life when he fell off a 110 foot cliff. He broke his back and was confined to a wheelchair. But did he give up? Do any of us pickleballers ever give up?

I do, most don’t! And Dmitry is included in “most”.

Dmitry sold his house, invested in Pickleball paddles and slept in his car for a while, though it only only took him two days to sell his whole stock. He earned good money and now he's planning on building a new Pickleball court for the city of Ellensburg.

My full admiration and respect goes to this man. I mean, yesterday I stepped on a Lego while being barefoot and I'm still trying to overcome that experience.

Pickleball’s noise situation, explained by nerds

Sorry, meant by “scientists”.

We all know that the complaints about our beloved sport being too noisy are affecting the game for players all over the country. We also know that this is probably a massive complot planned by tennis executives to ruin our fun. However, Professor Kausik Sarkar has a different explanation.

Spoiler alert: TENNIS PLAYERS DID IT

I'm just kidding (I'M NOT KIDDING)

Sarkar’s research measured the volume levels on both pickleball and tennis matches and he found out that the problem is not loudness, but the “type of noise” pickleball produces.

This means that Pickleball is no louder than tennis, nor is it even louder than any neighborhood on a busy day. The problem lies in the constant sound of the plastic being hit and the effect this sound has on the human ear due to the higher frequency.

Conclusion: Too late for conclusions, but the war between tennis and pickleball aficionados is imminent.